dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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