I just pynch a tree in the face
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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