I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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