is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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