I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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