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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?

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• (415): View more from California

  Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  NoShamevember. You game?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just wanna be euthanized

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  Thas it

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