Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
NoShamevember. You game?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just wanna be euthanized