Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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