i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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