i permit you to call me
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
