I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He did a backflip because drugs
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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