I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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