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(303): View more from Colorado

oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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(850): View more from Florida

Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3

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(615): View more from Tennessee

As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.

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(941): View more from Florida

Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.

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(928): View more from Arizona

He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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(858): View more from California

Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options

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