There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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