The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
