you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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