I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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