3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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