So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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