Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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