I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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