Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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