i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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