is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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