Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just want nice things and good sex
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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