I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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