So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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