you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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