if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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