So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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