yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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