last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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