nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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