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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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