therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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