i just had sex bonerless
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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