Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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