Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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