its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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