So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
