Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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