Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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