we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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