i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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