You made me cry and you don't even care
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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