At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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