So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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