Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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