I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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