dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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