Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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