I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED