haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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