To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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