Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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