People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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