My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what if I'm pregnant?
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My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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